Effective God Bothering

Prayer or effective "god bothering" as I call it is a science. Most people don't know how to make prayers that actually work.

Beggin' and pleadin' and whinging is really nauseous and scores
zip...zero...nanty...nada, nuffin'

Man Praying at Hiroshima There is a trick to it, I've taught it to loads of people.

Prayer is a feeling not so much words, and remember it is 'humble to stumble' so if you are in trouble you can't have any shame about it....

start with this idea...agree that your presence on the earth plane is entirely irrelevant...if you agree to that you'll proceed at high speed ....most humans think they are important, that is a fatal error in perception.

Being important sets you back enormously. All the people that I have recently seen crash, burn and pancake into the great tarmac of life SPLAT! all suffered from importance, for deep inside importance is a hidden lust for power, a desire for attention. You can't talk to God like he or she is your butler.

Be nothing, it is very safe.

And from there you can really talk to God as a good mate might ....I put the article/instructions on prayer over at stuartwilde.com

"I pray for your protection from the ....bar."

Comments

[Alex Breeding]

I find it entirely hilarious that one would beg with Infinity, as if expressing lack would be relevant to Infinity. 10,000 years ago in the Vedas it was said to surrender desire to God. Humanity still struggles with this concept. Good thing we have eternity :)

This blog is entirely delightful, I express my deepest appreciate to Stuart Wilde and all who contribute, this is a lovely place to visit.