Quotes (sw)

Here are some of Stuart Wilde’s best loved quotes and a few he’s written recently:

There is a drama to the karma of the charmer you select.

The principles of lust are often written in the sands of disappointment. Shame really, one hopes for better.

Nurturing a ‘nostalgia for eternity’ redeems your soul for it carries you silently towards the light even in the darkest times.

I’m the way, the truth and the light and so are you, so let’s not argue anymore. 

What I like about the people (many thousands) that have taken Ayahuasca with me is that they are true seekers of the light.

Many times I found I can watch the journey that is taking place inside their minds, I can see what they are seeing. They are often surprised when I tell them. I teach the ‘middle way’, one should not be overly phased by the dark stuff, nor overjoyed by the light. Make life the same, just observe the nutters in life and try to love them even if they are slightly vomitoso.

Because there is so much lovelessness around us, we are like glow worms, we have to make do with our own light.

I told ‘em buy gold, it rocketed; I told ‘em sell real estate, it plummeted; I told ‘em ‘be nothing’ they went deaf for that bit!

Many are called but few are chosen and the few that are chosen wish they hadn’t been!

There certainly is a New World Disorder coming that the politicians so love to promote. Chaos!

The light at the end of tunnel was just fine and dandy, it was the tunnel at the end of the light that bothered me.

The trick to money is having some. If you raise your energy people will be pulled to you, when they show up, bill ‘em.

The things you own end up owning you. (This quote appeared in the film Fight Club but Stuie wrote it some years before the film).

I was driving down the Fulham Road, London when a policeman stopped me and said, “Have you been drinking?” To which I replied truthfully, “No sir.”

He said, “Would you please blow into this bag?” and I said, “Talking of bags how’s your wife?”

He arrested me and I spent the night in a cell. I counted all the tiles on the wall it kept me rather busy.

On partying: If you are not in bed by midnight, come home!

On the philosophy of things: One’s good, two’s better.

Life on earth: “Lovely place, shame about the people!”

I was working in the garden at a snail’s pace, and the snail overtook me.

“Violets are red

Roses are blue,

I’m confused

and so am I.”

(This is a schizophrenia joke I was told)

Spirituality is the act of becoming ever more normal.

It’s all ‘mind over matter’, if you don’t mind it don’t matter.

Once Botox came in, my ability to lip-read went down the cracker. It’s hard to tell what two thick-cut fried chips are trying to say.

I saw all these visions one after the next that told me ‘no more drinking,’ I didn’t miss it—the visions that is. (Just kiddin’).

I tried to tell people the truth about life, their shadow, dimensions, the ghouls and the inner worlds, it was a disaster, they got uptight and attacked me, so I got Khris Krepcik at thehoodedsage.com to tell them instead. “Genius move Stuie.”



People say a meteor will hit the earth but my thinking is the meteor is just doing it’s own thing whizzing about, it’s more likely the earth will hit the meteor, so we won’t be able to bitch—careless drivin’ I reckon.

It’s all backwards. I discovered in 2001 that hell is freezing cold and cruel, it’s not hot, and there is a heaven below us straight down where the celestial light comes from sometimes, and in the Northern hemisphere there are more stars below us than above us. Seek to go the opposite way, it’s a jolly crafty move.

I traveled three million miles to sixty two countries, I found a sweetness there. I left before my luck changed.

Going through the metal detector at the airport I accidentally beeped it with some coins in my pocket. The TSA goon that patted me down put his hand down my jeans and he touched my bum. I said to him “Anymore of that mate and I’ll have to charge you a 10% entertainment tax.” He looked very embarrassed. (TSA: Tragically Sinister Agents)

Before I was born one of the Beings asked me how did I feel about coming back to the earth plane? I replied, “I didn’t mind as long as I had a womb with a view.”

Karma is very precise, people are delivered to an exact spot in time. We make a lot of fuss and bother, but karma  is really only a very precise office filing system. 

Love requires one to take risks. If you don’t want to take the risk it’s best to marry a dork with the personality of a lamppost.

Food and people’s fear and their sadness are very closely linked, and food is also linked to their importance, or their lack of it. People express feigned specialness by buying food they can’t necessarily afford. Etherically—as an energy field—a supermarket is an informal psychiatric ward where the patients get trolleys to hold them up, like Zimmer frames really. 

Keep a clear mind and calm emotions—and as it says in the Desiderata “Walk placidly amid the waste”.

I’ve learned a lot wandering about in life: I know that a Ferrari is cheaper than a wife, a lot cheaper in some cases.

Julius Caesar said, “I came. I saw. I conquered”. He was murdered—conquering is fairly dangerous, try to avoid it.

Love conquers all and though we may grow old waiting, it’s still worth it in my view.

People tend to emotionally overreact when you fail to respond to their manipulations.

The more you are on your high-horse and the more squeaky-clean you pretend to be, the more darkness you are hiding.

Gaia is the spirit of nature, it’s another word for the Tao, if you befriend her she protects you. She will eventually change the world and take it back from humans because they hurt her and her children, the animals. All equations are balanced in the end, can’t wait really. (sw)